Something elegant but will make you look like a tough guy.
Ideal location: arms/legs, sternum 
 
IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO PAY IN FULL, $100 DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED TO CLAIM THIS BEAST. EMAIL ASAP. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE. Dicussin of payment will be dicussed via email. Once the deposit is made and the appointment is set- this will be removed from the website. And then it's yours. And you'll be the coolest kid on the block.